Tuesday, January 17, 2012

A New Service That Could Increase Your Klout Score

Ever wish you got as many Facebook comments as your friends with babies? Want to get more likes and increase your Klout score? Rent a Supergreat Fake Baby and watch as your social networking popularity soars!*

How does it work?

STEP 1: Choose your baby from thousands of babies in our database.

STEP 2: Once your baby is selected, you'll receive a link to download photos of your fake baby at various stages in its life. Baby's first step! First taste of lemon! Bath time!

STEP 3: Next, post pictures of your fake baby on Facebook, and watch in delight as the comments and "likes" roll in. It's THAT easy!

This super easy and convenient service is sure to radically change your life! Awesome Klout perks here you come! Act now, before it's too late!

baby pics by Hammer51012, prayitno, rkimpeljr
*Results are not guaranteed and thesupergreat can not be held responsible for any confusion or un-friending that might occur

By the way, in case you haven't realized, this is a joke! And believe me, I am the FIRST person to "like" all my mommy friends' adorable babies! Who can resist?


  1. Thanks Supergreat! Now I can finally break that 500 +K barrier that I've been struggling against lo these many imaginary years.

  2. Sam, 100% brilliant idea. I *need* this service, all my friends have higher klout scores than me and it's making me neurotic.

    Also, have you considered expanding to pets? I understand that puppies and kittens just *kill* on Facebook.

  3. Let me know when you expand to Asian and Black babies. You wanna score cute points, that's where it's at.

  4. awww, you guys! i love how you're thinking big w/ this thing! It's going to be a supergreat fake empire!!! Brian, LOVE the puppies and kitten idea! Keep an eye out for a blog post about that one (if you don't mind!).

  5. Dear Supergreat,
    Please don't expand to puppies and kittens. All I want to do in the world is crush brianc's klout score. Now that I've achieved this goal, I feel like all my dreams have come true. Please don't squash my dreams.
    Thanks a million.