Friday, July 1, 2011

Fifth Grade Journal Friday-Ominous Signs in Your Relationship

You know your relationship is doomed when any of the following is true:
-You don't know how to spell your boyfriend's name (or your own for that matter. If you can't even spell your own name, you're nowhere near ready to enter into a relationship with another human)
-I mentioned this a few weeks ago, but I think it deserves another mention. If you ask a boy out, and he hesitantly says "yes" by having his friend give you any sort of frozen dessert, it's not looking good for you. A cookie is better, but I'd still be skeptical.
-Hmmm, 32 days into the relationship and you're already in LOVE, Sam? I'd say things are going to burn out pretty quickly...


  1. Again hilarious. Agreed, if anyone can logically accuse either party of not being able to spell, the relationship should terminate.