Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My plan for when I win the megamillions

adapted from a photo by Pocheco
Wow, $355 MILLION dollars! I sure could do a lot with that money! I don't want to be overconfident, but I have this strange feeling I'm going to win. Here's what I plan on doing with all that money (totally open to suggestions though!):
-Buy the Momofuku empire and change name to "Samofuku", where they will serve ONLY pork buns!! And there will be NO WAIT, ever!
-Buy the entire continent of Australia and rename it "Samlandia". Of course I will spend the NY winters in my mansion on the beach in warm, sunny Samlandia.
-Change the name of Tim Tams to "Tim Sams", and print my face on the cookies.
-Buy a bulldog....but I'm not going to name him Sam, that would be too confusing!

I know what you're thinking...What a good Samaritan you are, Sam! As you can see, it is all about what I can do for others. I want to use my money for the betterment of the world we live in. You're welcome everyone!!


  1. "Sam, what did you think about the election results? Sorry--Sam THE PERSON, what did you think about the election results?"

  2. haha you might get a more insightful response from my bulldog on that question :)

  3. I'd buy out all the Tim Sams. Yum!!