Monday, June 13, 2011

Pretty Sure I'm Not Going To See the New Tom Hanks Movie

I'm sorry, Tom Hanks, but your new movie "Larry Crowne" looks BAAAAAD. So bad I want to crawl under my seat every time the preview comes on. Badder than bad, bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole darn town. BAD!! Getting Oprah to plug it was a good idea, and asking your best friend Julia Roberts to co-star could have helped a movie slightly better than yours, but I don't think anything can save you here, Tom. They can't all be winners!

p.s. Part of me doesn't want to piss you off because who knows, maybe you could direct the movie version of my blog one day. But who am I kidding, with a movie as bad as "Larry Crowne" coming out I might have to rethink offering you the position anyway.


  1. I felt the same way when I saw this preview. I was cringing. blech.

  2. great minds think alike :) we must be twins or something! (for anyone that doesn't know, Marian IS my actual twin!)