Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Straight To Hell

I don't want to sound unreasonable here, but I'm pretty sure that people who throw their gum on the ground are going straight to hell. There, I said it! I can't think anything else that is more inconsiderate and evil (ok, so I can think of a few things. But let's focus on one thing at a time). If you throw your gum on the ground, odds are, some poor unsuspecting victim is going to stomp right into it, getting it all over their shoes, and making a huge unnecessary sticky dirty hairy mess! PUT IT IN A GARBAGE! THE WORLD IS NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL GARBAGE CAN!! But I'm not bitter or anything (Can you tell I stepped in gum Friday night? My blog is like therapy for me!!)!

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