Monday, August 8, 2011

Are You Eligible for Ugly Assistance? Find Out NOW!

Last week, an article in New York Magazine really caught my attention. According to economist Daniel S. Hamermesh, attractive people make substantially more money than their less good looking peers (even in professions where looks are not relevant). Over the course of one's life, this could add up to as much as $230k more! He believes there will one day be some sort legal protection for those not blessed with pretty genes. HUH??? How on earth would one apply for THAT??? I'm pretty sure this is what the form would look like, see if you would qualify:


If you answered mostly a's, congratulations! You're ugly and therefore eligible to receive some help!!! Act now and you will be rewarded for being blessed with genes as yucky as yours are!!!

2 comments:

  1. Thanks Liz!! and obviously, you don't qualify for assistance, you're gorgeous! :)

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