Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A Sincere Letter to New Kids On the Block

Remember New Kids on the Block's "Hanging Tough"? To refresh your memory, watch this:

Listening to this song recently inspired me to write this letter to the members of NKOTB:

Dear Donnie, Joey, Jonathan, Jordan, Danny,

I just listened to your song "Hanging Tough", and all I have to say is, you guys are SCARRRRRRY!! I mean, you've got me shaking in my boots. Here's what I found most terrifying about your song:

whistle noises:
Always intimidating!!
the use of electronic keyboard: So scary! You're a menace to society!
"We're rough!": When you guys said that, I knew you meant it!!
the clapping: Trust me, I know who's boss!
synchronized dancing and arm swaying: That's when I knew you meant business! You guys really are TOUGH!

Seriously, if I did anything to offend you, please forgive me. I definitely do NOT want to get on your bad side! You guys are tough and I know it!!

Sincerely Your Biggest Fan,

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